The
Child and the Faerie
Written by The Dragon and the Faerie Queen
During a rather strange ICQ session.
Is There a
Fairy in the House?
Fairies here.............................
............................Fairies there.
Fairies...............Fairies..........................Everywhere.
Even Fairies under the chair?
....................
........................in my hair?............................
.............hiding under the stair?..............................
Oh no, oh no, you'd best beware.
She's right - there are Fairies everywhere!..............
You can't escape, you can't go home.
Better run and fetch the Gnome.
Gnomes won't help, they're
much too dumb.............
.............Just whisper the magic words; don't fear,
Cross your toes and suck your thumb..................
..............Fairies grant wishes; so take that my dear.
Fairies grant wishes? Oh
me, Oh my..................
Maybe I'll wish for a pumpkin pie.
Do I get just one?...................................
More would be fun...........
Then I could have everything under the sun................
Or maybe she's lying and I should just run...................
Ha-ha, my pretty, you've
found out my truth...............
...........................I'll grant your wishes, but each
costs you a tooth.
Don't be embarrassed and don't be surprised.......................
........................You don't need teeth to eat pumpkin
pies.
I knew I should have run and I should have run fast..........
now all my teeth I've left far in my past...............................
Those twenty two teeth I had are all gone...........................
But I'm rich and I'm happy,
I have my own house with a lawn...................
I'm glad those were baby teeth the Fairy had to pull
Cause my big teeth have grown in
and I turned the Fairy into a mule...:0)
Hee-Haw, neigh neigh...........................
I'm reduced to eating old hay....
I once was a Fairy, all magic and glass......
Till that smart aleck Brandy turned me into an ass. |