WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE KIDNEY

This is funny stuff. I was having lunch with my father in law who incidentally is a bit hard of hearing. I was trying to tell him about my decision to donate a kidney to Dara. First he got this shocked look on his face and said, Your giving away one of the kids. Then I said No Dad, a kidney. I may be donating a kidney. Then he said well how many do you have? Then I said four, I think. Then he said oh ok, but remember you have to keep at least two in the backyard to catch the mice.(I think he heard Kitties that time.) When he finally got what I was saying he seemed less than pleased. Then he said well I guess if you got four of them.